EAGLEMAN'S GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!

-It's car insurance directly from his asshole...

MAKING A CASE FOR REGGAETON MUSIC...

I was wrong; -it's really not all that bad...

EAGLEWOMAN'S GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU AS WELL!

You guessed it, more ass-wrought car insurance... Also, note the girl's subliminal egg-placement at the end.

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: AYA FUKUNAGA

OH NO HE DI'INT!??

Eagleman back up in the heezy bay-bay!!

DIMITRI'S PIMP HAND IS MAD STRONG.

First law of Pimp Psychology 101: You need to break down a girl's resistance with a series of psychotic, information-filled voice mails. Phase two: You belittle her, and then give her threatening ultimatums. Trust me fellas, this stuff works every time... (Good looking out Revok)

Stupid

CRANK DAT SPONGEBOB!!

This just in: Souljah Boy is out. Spongebob is in.
big up to all yall out there gettin your spongebob
on strong.

FAGGOT FANS

A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish - faggots. The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week. The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country. The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.
They displayed their fanaticism for the delicacy during quizzes, role-plays and mock commercials. "The nation knows that the Cornish pasty, Yorkshire pudding, haggis and fish and chips are great British dishes, but all too often the faggot is left off that list," said Janet Doody. Her husband Fred added: "It's unfair because faggots were a British delicacy long before any of the others. "The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year." The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas, and will be launching the awareness campaign on Tuesday at Liverpool University, followed by visits this week to Nottingham, Leeds, Sheffield and Birmingham. The competition was organised by faggot producer Mr Brain's Faggots.

WISCONSIN REPRESENT!

Russ Feingold is such a baller...I cannot say enough about America's most thugged-out Senator repping the great state of Wisconsin. If there's an important political issue, and you want to know what the right side of that issue is, see how Feingold voted on it. Like always, Feingold comes thru like a fucking champ and baller-blocks the senate's attempt to ram through legislation giving retroactive immunity to Bush, and the telecom companies who illegally wiretap American citizens. Unfortunately the weak-ass Democrats, -including Barack Obama, are in a hurry to let them off the hook for this egregious, unconstitutional, fascist expansion of executive power. Please contact your senators and encourage them to grow some genitalia, and vote against telecom immunity.

FAMOUS MIDGET PORN

Whooooooo! Our boy, Verne Troyer, has decided to stop bullshittin' and shop around a homemade sex-tape of himself with an actual-sized woman. If his tongue move is any indication, this shit will be epic!

THE SEX IN THE CITY MOVIE AINT HALF BAD...

I initially thought that shit was gonna be some kind materialistic pre-menopausal cougarfest; but I had no idea... It's really quite good if you give it a chance. See, it starts off with Sarah Jessica Parker as a child aspiring to be a rock 'n roll musician, but her dad's a real prick and would rather she pick up an M16 in the army than follow her heart and become a rock star. One fateful day, pops gets all up in her grill and out of nowhere, Sarah Jessica Parker flips the script and morphs into this fierce-ass rocker... I dunno, I dont want to give the whole movie away, just watch that shit -it it's fucking fresh!!

LOA'S TRIBUTE TO J-LO

You know what? I miss J-Lo. I got so damned sick of her back when she started making all those wack R&B songs, and was all over the media 24/7. It got to the point where you couldn't swing a dead cat wihout hitting something exponentially linked to J-Lo. I actually got punched in my face on account of J-Lo. -No shit. -My insane-ass ex Girlfrined and I were en-route to the Mall of America to go see 'Return of the Phantom Menace' when I made the mistake of asking her had she heard the new Jennifer Lopez song. (Note, she's driving, and I'm in the passenger seat). Before I could even finish asking the question, this crazy bitch just hauled off and punched me right in the fucking nose. WHAT THE FUCK!!?... I guess she extrapolated my question into the declarative statement "I want J-Lo to sit on my fucking face while she sings her awful new song". Anyways... I just wanted to say, I think it's time for J-Lo to make a comeback. I kinda feel bad for hating on her before... After all, she was instrumental in making huge asses popular for mainstream America.

Weezer, Pork And Beans

This is some boss ballin' shit!
you gotta click on the picture to see it as they won't let me embed it. fucking haters.
and i KNOW S-Dot isn't a YouTube.com star, but it woulda been nice to see S-Dot/LOA get a little love, i mean LOA has kinda been running the internet for a long time.

R.I.P. GEORGE CARLIN 5/12/37 - 6/22/08

How come it seems like cool people are dropping like flies, but people like Dick Cheney keep hanging on forever?

JOHN McCAIN-THE CUNT-TALK EXPRESS

Danzig Look-alike Charms Americans With "Real Art"

FUNKY SUNDAY

"Keep poppin' your fingers, I'm gonna cream. You gonna see me comin'! I'm gonna cum all in your face, baby."

Trill.

Trent WHO?

and you thought the Cash cover of "Hurt" was good. David201 is doing things that the music world just might not be ready for. sing (talk) it 201!

"Ooh Girl"

YO! WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR BOY?

I've been noticing this a lot lately; check out the creepy forced smiles people on TV have when they're being interviewed. I think it's supposed to maybe act as some kind of camouflage for the line of bullshit that's about to come out of their mouth. Also, -you ever notice how when a company wants to seem intelligent or sophisticated they'll get somebody with a British accent to do the voiceover for their commercial? It's kinda the same thing with this journalist... -except for the fact that he didn't feel the need to suck on Bush's balls with some soft-serve-ass questions like American Journalists always do. You can always tell when they got him in a box when he starts getting that pissy, adgitated tone in his voice; -kinda like "How DARE you ask me a relevant question challenging me on my fucked-up policies"

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

...-And by "we", -I mean everyone who can appreciate the beauty of Kobe Bryant NOT being a Champion.Also; closed circuit to the Minnesota Timberwolves; -This is what it would have looked like had you put some players around KG. Good going McHale...
(OH SNAP!!! -REMIXXXXXX!!!)

Also, -don't forget about 'Young Money'-Lil' Weezy getting his Champi -on as well:

REAL TALK ON INFLATION LIES. By Nicky Vecki

We all feel the effects of inflation every time we buy Beanie Babies, batteries or diapers. Things are more expensive every time we go to the store. So why would the folks running this great nation try to lie to us and grossly understate the inflation problem facing our country? The Veckonomist delves into this topic and comes up with some of the answers you so desperately seek. Click here to read more.

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: SUZUKA ISHIKAWA

AT LONG LAST! -HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR IS BACK!!! It's been a long time... I know, I know... Sorry to leave you guys Asianless for the last several weeks. You'd think picking the Hot Asian Girl Du Jour would be an easy job. In a way it is. But in many ways it's a nerveracking psychological thrillride trying to decide between hundreds of gorgeous Asian girls, -which one which rises to the Level of a H.A.G.D.J. Suzuka Ishikawa made my decision relatively easy this week. I'm not at all mad at that. I'm simply gonna end it Reverend Wright-style; "CHURCH"...(Click on image to emlarge)

THE ART OF GETTING OVER

I need to have one of those t-shirts in my trunk, just in case such an occasion should arise. Eat a dick CNN.(Click image to enlarge)

JAPANESE WATER-POWERED CAR

I've seen videos on water-powered cars before, but for some reason, it seems a lot more believable now that Japanese people are doing it (Is that racist?). Something tells me that once Toyota starts selling the water cars full blast in the US, the Republicans will find a way to make water cost $4.78 a gallon...

NOT GUILTY MUTHAFUCKAS!

"If she's not covered in piss, then you must acquit..."

KINGS vs. LAKERS 2002 WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS. WHO REMEMBERS THIS GAME?

On a sports level, this was the equivalent of George Bush stealing both elections against Gore and Kerry. I remember watching this shit in utter disbelief. When Kobe smashed Bibby in the face with his forearm and the ref is standing right there looking at it...-No call!?? What? -Are you fucking kidding me? The motherfucker's laying on the ground bleeding and you mean to tell me none of the 3 refs happened to see that? C'mon man... It insults one's inteligence when David Stern has the gall to act like there wasn't any funnybuisiness going on there. You don't have to take the crooked referee's word for it; -just watch the game. It's a no-brainer.

M.V.P.

THE NEW FACE OF COMEDY!

Dana Carvey. 52 going on 14.

DAGGER! (DIEGER!)

Any thoughts on the Lakers' epic implosion tonite?

Wow

“I disagree with what the majority of the American people want”

Taken from: BrooklynGods.com/blog/

you MUST watch this now... like NOW.

so now that you watched that, go to www.lasagnacat.com and get your mind destroyed.

YO SON, GIMME A TERRORIST FIST-JAB...

Put this one in the running for one of Fox news' more ludicrous, idiotic stories of all time. "TERRORIST FIST-JAB??" -Are you fucking shitting me!?? Hey Fox, has this common gesture that's been around forever, ever been referred to as a 'terrorist fist-jab' prior to it being used to cast doubts on wether or not Obama is down with Al Quaida or not? They didn't even have any footage of supposed terrorists actually doing this 'fist-jab' to run alongside it to support their made-up bullshit allegation. Instead they juxtaposed it with pictures of Bush acting like a fucking moron... -Speaking of questionable gestures, while you were on the topic, why didn't you bother showing any pictures of any of the Bushs' throwing up the 'devil horns' constantly. This at least would be a curious dumb little story, considering they are devout 'Christians' and all... -Good 'Fair and Balanced' Journalism Fox.

BILL MOYERS PROFESSIONALLY SONS FOX SCUMBAG FOR THE RECORD

Bill Moyers is a certified pimp. There is no doubt about it.
But its a beautiful thing when you see it in action.
Watch how cool calm and collected he stays while he
sons this FOX underling, telling him to bring his boy
Bill O'Rilelly to his feet and for Rupert Murdoch to come clean.
All the while this asshole runs the typical bully,
shit for shot, FOX reporter schtick. Exiting the accosting,
as all FOX reporters should, tail between legs.

In short: FOX, DONT STEP TO BILL MOYERS,
UNLESS YOU HAVE HIS MOTHERFUCKING MONEY.

THERE WILL BE BUD

This video should be required viewing for any half-cocked motherfuckers trying to be clever with some jive-ass parody of something or another on YouTube. These dudes fucking NAILED IT. Not only is homie's Daniel Day Lewis spot-on, but the actual quality of the filming and editing is amazing as well. They completely re-adapted the plot of 'There Will Be Blood' to a story about selling weed on campus. They nailed all the key scenes and the whole 9. -Brilliant!(Good lookin' out/ welcome back Nicky Vecki!)

LOA ANIMAL SPOTLIGHT: the Walrus

The Walrus (Odobenus rosmarus) is a large flippered marine mammal with a discontinuous circumpolar distribution in the Arctic Ocean and sub-Arctic seas of the Northern Hemisphere. The Walrus is the only living species in the Odobenidae family and Odobenus genus. It is subdivided into three subspecies:[1] the Atlantic Walrus (O. rosmarus rosmarus) found in the Atlantic Ocean, the Pacific Walrus (O. rosmarus divergens) found in the Pacific Ocean, and O. rosmarus laptevi, found in the Laptev Sea.

The Walrus is immediately recognizable due to its prominent tusks, whiskers and great bulk. Adult Pacific males can weigh up to 4,500 lb (2,041 kg),[3] and, among pinnipeds, are exceeded in size only by the two species of elephant seals.[4] It resides primarily in shallow oceanic shelf habitat, spending a significant proportion of its life on sea ice in pursuit of its preferred diet of benthic bivalve mollusks. It is a relatively long-lived, social animal and is considered a keystone species in Arctic marine ecosystems.

T.G.I.M.F.F.

THREE WORDS: SEMEN TANKS .COM

Dude; I can't tell you how many times I've needed to overnight a gallon of my semen somewhere and have had to come up with some kind of fucked up makeshift container to ship it in. Most of the time I just end up rinsing out a few 2-liter bottles of RC cola and work with that; but I gotta say, it always seemed a little bit ghetto. That's like Lauren London rolling up to a fancy hollywood movie premier in a turquoise '95 Chevy Cavalier. My point being, wether you're transporting Lauren London, or a gallon of semen, you need to deliver it in style. Like that saying from the deodorant commercial goes: 'You never get a second chance to make a first impression (with your semen)'. That's where Sementanks.com comes into the picture. Peep these state-of-the-art sperm containers son! -Motherfuckin' MVE liquid nitrogen tanks and vapor shippers kid! You mean they got a container that can freeze my shit and then turn it into a vapor!?? -Oh HAIL naw!! I might even try to get one of those shit's coustomized with an ill pump-dispenser thingy on it, that way, if she just needed a lil' squirt, she wouldn't have to deal with trying to pour that shit into a bowl or something... It's on and poppin shawty!!

GAY PORN TWINS GO ON A ROBBING SPREE (Dead.ass.serious)

Police said a hard-working Philadelphia couple, who are coping with the recent loss of their only son overseas, were the latest victims in an alleged rooftop robbery spree. Authorities arrested twin 25-year-old brothers Taleon and Keyontyli Goffney in connection with the theft of $2,000 from an ATM in the Moon’s Beauty Shop (LMAO!!) at 9th and Washington Streets Tuesday. Ki and Jae Moon were devastated when they discovered a hole punched in the ceiling of their South Philadelphia business and thousands of dollars missing from their in-store ATM. Police said the twin suspects broke into the store by crashing through the roof.(I guess they got tired of using the back door *rimshot*) Authorities said the pair is suspected in as many as 50 similar burglaries in the tri-state area. Peep some of Taleon and Keyontyli's brother-on-brother (literally and figuratively) porn shots...-PAUSE! Dipset, no-homo...
(This post was pretty much jacked from Take it Outside blog. Check it out, it's pretty dope.)

PUBLIC ACCESS CALL-IN KARAOKE

Peep game, my boy Hamil's gangster-ass public access show from Murderapolis.

LOA COUTURE

Motherfucking Appetite for Distruction.
Soooo Gangster!!

SURPRISE!!! -JOHN McCAIN BEING A DEUSCHEBAG!

To me, continuing with this small-minded, primitive, ban on gay people getting married is the equivalent to a law saying only straight people can legally hit each other in the genitals with a sledgehammer.... Who the fuck cares who someone decides to get married to? -It doesn't make one ounce of difference in your life unless you've decided that you and your archaic religion are going to be the arbiter of virtue for all humanity. You don't have to like it or participate in it, just please shut the fuck up about it and carry on with your stupid life. Gay people should have every right to be legally and contractually bound to the same useless, lazy, golddigging, trifling piece of shit, 'til death do us part', as any straight person. -AMEN!

HARRIET CHRISTIAN: BITTER DELUSIONAL RACIST POST-MENOPAUSAL LUNATIC.

It's insane to me the level of absolute irrational loathing these angry old women have towards Senator Barack Obama. Especially considering that, for the most part, Hillary and Obama's tangible political differences are only a few subtle shades different on most of the major issues. Comapred to those of John McCain who wants to stay in Iraq for a jillion years, attack Iran, and pack the Supreme Court full of more ultra-conservative psychopaths, overturn Roe vs Wade and countless other pandering, Bush-style sellouts to the various lobbiests who are keeping his campaign on life support. Don't hate on Obama because he ran a better campaign, and your girl Hillary fueled hers almost solely on her delusional sense of political entitlement. She ran a shit campaign and is being a crybaby sore loser about it. If these old bags end up voting for Mccain, -like the saying goes,they will be cutting off their tits to spite their bitter old vaginas.

UMM.... HILLARY; WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SERIOUSLY... What's going on in that delusional estrogen-addled mind of yours? Apparently, she's revolutionized the act of losing, simply by not acting as though she's lost. I might actually have to take a page out of her book with this bet I just los...-I mean, am winning with Bobby Tang. I can't wait until the Spurs win their series with the Lakers so I can win that flatscreen TV. Don't think that you won that bet Bobby, just because your team 'won'. We'll see who's laughing when the Spurs don't acknowledge defeat in their 1 of 4 series, and I watch Hillary Clinton's inauguration to the Whitehouse on your former TV, bitch. -BOO-YAAA!!!!

SEX AND THE CITY

If you used to watch Sex and The City, and are thinking about going to see the movie, you are either:
A. -A woman.
B. -Voting for Hillary
C. -SOOOOO GAY.
D. -All of the Above

8-Year Old Japanese Vocal Phenomenon!!!1

check out how good this 8 year old can sing! its unbelievable! i got a feeling its all done on a computer and he is just lip-synching (remember Milli Vanilli, Ashlee Simpson), cus those vocals are OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!

(those guitar licks are not half bad either)