HELL fucking YES!
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January 31, 2011
Hot Italian Girl del Giorno: Cristina Del Basso
When I got married, I gave my wife a sexception list. It was an aspirational list of women she agreed in advance that I could knock it out with without her complaining. Other guys have lists with a bunch of actresses and models they'll never meet. Mine is a bunch of Z-list celebrities as I figure the likelihood of running into them in a lot higher. Anyway, Cristina Del Basso made my list. She was a contestant on Grande Fratello, Italy's version of Big Brother. This clip became a national sensation and the rest (i.e., appearing on my desktop wallpaper) is history.
REP. ALLEN WEST: SUPER SELL-OUT ASS TEA-PARTY CLOWN
Another classic case of Stockholm syndrome, Florida house representative Allen West is doing his very best to be just as ignorant bigoted and stupid as his fellow white, tea-bagger, red-state, Republican counterparts in congress. The funny thing is, no matter how much you irrationally hate on liberals, Muslims, gay people, and toe the line on every other small-minded Republican idea; they will never accept you as one of 'them'. Actually, the best you could hope for is to be considered 3/5 of one of them.
January 30, 2011
January 28, 2011
Sexy As Hell
Wow, this kid is really doing it. I'm sure he has girls going nuts checking out his flabby belly while his grandmother clings to life. Do you, fam.
January 25, 2011
CUTLER PILE-ON
In Cutler's defense, I don't think it was so much the knee injury as it was the combination of the knee injury AND his extreme level of boredom playing in the NFC championship game. There's no way his coaches should have let him risk playing the remainder of the game when he was clearly that uninterested in trying to get his team into the superbowl. Nobody's even talking about how bored he was... Give the guy a fucking break already.
January 24, 2011
Protect Your Head
Get ready to have your wig literally pushed back. If you thought the answer to "how do you wear a hat?" was "put it on your head," you would be dead wrong. ExpertVillage takes us through a hat quartet in this clip. Keep some Advil handy as this video gave me a headache (too much knowledge).
January 23, 2011
January 21, 2011
Happy Kwanzaa
There's a lot going on in this clip, so I still need a few minutes to process it. Let me know your favorite part of the video. Mine is the guy pulling up at the :45 second mark in the Ford Tempo with lambo doors.
HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND: NO MORE TEARS TO CRY
Behold! A rap angel has fallen from heaven...
(Good looking out Anonymous!)
(Good looking out Anonymous!)
SNOOKI: YEA OR NAY?
Simple question, could you make this happen? An informal Friday edition 'Chud or No Chud' happening here. Let's hear it; explain yourselves in the comments section.
HORRIBLE RAP THRUSDAY: CHET HAZE
If you could pick just one A-list celebrity's kid who you'd want to hear spit lyrical fire over 16 bars, who would it be? There's absolutely no doubt in my mind your answer should be Tom Hanks' son 'Chet Haze'... -Or at least that's what I would say. But dont get it twizted homie; I hear that Phillip Seymore Hoffman's kid 'Ginger Crack Thug' has got CRAZY flows also. So yeah... I'd accept either answer.
Holla:
Holla:
January 19, 2011
January 18, 2011
FUCK THE POLICE
(The following post was stolen from Revok's blog. Holler at him...)
***We here at REVOK1.COM take great pride and pleasure spreading news about police brutality and harassment as it has been our personal experience that police officers are typically cowardly pussies that seek the shield of government protection so as to fuck with people in order to feel some twisted sense of power and purpose… Since they are generally fucking losers in the real world.
Christopher Harris was walking in Belltown on May 10, 2009, when he found himself caught in the middle of a foot pursuit.
Two King County deputy sheriffs told him to stop and he ran. When he slowed outside the Cinerama cinema, a deputy knocked him into a wall.
He hasn’t been the same since.
Unable to walk, talk or care for himself, his wife and family claim Harris was the victim of excessive force in the early morning incident, which was captured on a theater surveillance camera. Months after the incident, they filed a lawsuit on Harris’ behalf against; a jury trial in the matter is expected to begin Tuesday.
January 17, 2011
January 12, 2011
January 11, 2011
Just Got Back From Thailand
I wasn't so excited about the girls we met at the clubs (most of them were really dudes), but the t-shirt scene out there was epic.
January 10, 2011
50-STRAY-SON
There's literally a million different ways I can caption this post, but after thinking it over for a bit, Ive decided to let you guys come up with it on your own. I set it up, you knock it down...
I will re-post the best responses, so bring your A-blog-game.
January 9, 2011
KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN
I couldn't have said it better myself... Peep the weather guy's reaction after he says it. I beleive that is the internationally recognized facial expression for "What the fuck did you just say to me??"
January 8, 2011
Horrible Rap Weekend: Mo Marcash, Mo Problems
The Neiman Marcash movement is unstoppable at this point. This guy is swaggerballing out of control: watching The Honeymooners in the bathroom, wearing sunglasses in a tub, booking hotels on Priceline and dancing on State Street. On top of that, he has 7 label meetings, 4 shows, 4 interviews and a Swedish massage lined up. Kids better buy Marcash's rookie card now, because after 2011 the price ain't coming down.
HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND: PUTTIN IT DOWN FOR MY BOY J.C. (THE LORD)
Thuggin it out for the lord...-Chicano style. Who knew you could mix latin gangbanging and praising the lord? It's inspired me to create a rather unorthodox mash-up of my own; I'm about to make a chocolate cheesecake and then pour bleach all over it and eat it. You wouldn't think that this combo would work, but trust me folks, it's DELICIOUS!
Praise Jesus
Praise Jesus
January 7, 2011
RUSSIAN BABY YOGA CHILD ABUSE DuJOUR
And the 'shitty parenting decision of the day' award goes to...
O HELL NAH! Exercise For Baby?! Woman Swings Flings Baby Like A Rag Doll! (Real Or Fake)
- Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
- Watch more Videos at Vodpod.
January 5, 2011
GET BUSY COMMITTEE - OPENING CEREMONY
Directed By Kid Lover, Styled By Snickerdoodles McPizzlePower, Shot by Zabruter.
January 3, 2011
MEGASHARK vs CROCOSAURUS
To start the year off right, I decided to watch the movie 'Megashark vs Crocosaurus'. Rather than giving you a long detailed intelectual review of this film, let me sum it up to you in 20 or less: Jaleel White, Gigantic Crocodile and Shark, Awful plot and Acting, terrible special effects, best movie of the year.
Let me Just reiterate: Jaleel White. -This dude's acting is INCREDIBLE!
Let me Just reiterate: Jaleel White. -This dude's acting is INCREDIBLE!
January 1, 2011
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