We Interrupt Michael Bolton week to bring you this emergency service announcement

Dont be the next victim of this plague that is overtaking america as we speak

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOTHERFUCKING LIVE WITHOUT YOU?

Yo! We're gonna keep this Michael Bolton week rockin' til the wheels fall off this bitch, -YA FEEL ME!!? Holla back cousin.

YO! MICHAEL BOLTON WEEK IS BANANAS CUZ!!

Although this is Usher and R. Kelly's 'same girl' video, one could only imagine what Michael Bolton might have done in a similar situation...

"im ugly... my jaw hurts"

this clip is either good cus its real, or even better than good if its fake and Britt is making a funny joke, either way.... top notch.

MICHAEL BOLTON WEEK RAGES ON!!!

That's right Y'all-UUUUhhhhh!! In celebration of Michael Bolton week, check out the classic BET uncut video for "I aint got no panties on" by Wax-A-Million. -It's bangin' son!

I Ain't Got No Panties On

Posted Feb 27, 2006

HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR: SAYUKI MATSUMOTO

Every time I think of you / My heart starts movin' like a freight train / And having you is tearing me apart / I don't really need the pain, no / Sometimes I feel like leavin' for good / But I'm a fool who wouldn't leave you / Even if I could
(CHORUS:)
(Can't hold on, can't let go) / Can't hold on, can't let go
(Can't hold on, can't let go) / I can't hold on, I can't let go
Every time you touch me, well you know / I feel the blood rushing through my veins / Girl you mean so much to me, that's the reason / Why you're driving me insane / Ooh, every night I'm losin' too much sleep / I can't give up, 'cause now I'm in too deep with you
(CHORUS:)
I can't live with you, I can't live without you / I still don't know just what I'm going to do about you / Heart to heart, I'd never run away / It's time to part, but I can't say good-bye / I love you so much(can't hold on) / Need you so much(can't let go) / But you're tearing me apart(can't hold on) / oh(can't let go)can't let go / (Can't hold on)can't let go / (Can't let go)oh no no
-(Michael Bolton)

FUCK!! -MICHAEL BOLTON WEEK IS OFF THE CHAIN!

See if you have the raw nerve to sit through this whole thing. I bet you can't do it. You may think you know....-But you have no idea...

THEO JANSEN; KINETIC SCULPTOR

One of the cooler things you'll see:

BIG PIMPIN (aint easy)

In honor of Michael Bolton week, I decided to post this video of a pimp getting regulated upon. Apparently/ ironically, the non-pimp's pimp hand was WAY strong. Observe the realness:(good lookin' young Jersey)

MICHAEL BOLTON WEEK STARTS NOW!!

Act like you know bitch!

WHY MUST KOBE BRYANT BE SUCH A MEGA-BITCH?

For being one of the most talented players in NBA history, dude is a complete and utter douche bag. I literally HATE Kobe with the intensity of a thousand white-hot suns. He's a totally self-centered bitchy little man-baby. Fuck that dude. What do you guys think? (rhetorical question)

SOMEHOW, ANN COULTER MANAGES TO BE AN EVEN WORSE PERSON THAN I PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT

I hope Ann Coulter gets prostate cancer.

THE PEOPLE vs KOBE BRYANT

Ordinarily I'm hesitant to redirect people away from the blog. However, to not share this with you would be nothing more than a Kobe Bryant-like attempt to selfishly bask in the blogging limelight, hording attention like a little insecure bitch. So without further ado, I'd like to pull a Steve Nash with the no-look dish, and put you up on this gem I just stumbled upon. Peep the Kobe Haters blog, and tell 'em Snickerdoodles sent you!

L.O.A READER'S POLL: WHO IS A MORE DISGUSTING, LOATHESOME PIECE OF SHIT (and why)? KOBE or ANN COULTER?

We wanna hear from YOU! Go on the record, and post your views and opinions in the comments section below!

CHRIS BENOIT'S HOMICIDAL/ SUICIDAL DOMESTIC RAMPAGE

Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife and smothered his son before hanging himself in his weight room, a law enforcement official close to the investigation told The Associated Press Tuesday. The official spoke on the condition of anonymity. Authorities also said they are investigating whether steroids may have been a factor in the deaths of Benoit, his wife and their 7-year-old son who were found dead in an apparent murder-suicide. Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard said test results may not be back for weeks or even months. Autopsies were scheduled Tuesday by the Georgia Bureau of Investigation in DeKalb County. Benoit, 40, was discovered dead in his home in suburban Atlanta by Fayetville police yesterday – a day after he no-showed two scheduled matches in Texas over the weekend, including at World Wrestling Entertainment's Vengeance pay per view event in Houston Sunday night. He cited a family emergency as the reason for skipping the shows. After friends in WWE received several "curious text messages" from Benoit, and WWE officials were unable to reach him, the sheriff's department in Peachtree City, GA went to Benoit's home to check on his family about 2:30 p.m. After maneuvering through two German shepherds that guarded the home, police found Benoit, his wife and child dead in three separate rooms in the home, according to WAGA-TV. The Wrestling Observer newsletter reported that Fayette County police are operating under the theory that Benoit killed his wife on Saturday, son Daniel on Sunday, and then killed himself yesterday. ABC News reported that authorities had found "the instruments of death" at Benoit's home – a mansion surrounded by stone walls with a gravel road leading to double iron gates. Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that the details of the incident may "prove a little bizarre" when they come out. WWE.com reported that, "The three bodies have been received by the Georgia Bureau of Investigation's crime lab, in Decatur, Ga., where autopsies will be performed Tuesday morning. Toxicology reports will not become available for at least two weeks." WWE scrapped their schedule live, sold-out Monday Night RAW program in Corpus Cristy last night and sent fans home. In the show's place, WWE chairman Vince McMahon and the WWE announce team introduced a three-hour career retrospective that included several highlight's from Benoit's 22-year career, as well as emotional testimonials from fellow pro wrestlers. McMahon reportedly broke the news around 4:30 p.m. yesterday to a locker room overcome with shock and grief. As news of authorities' suspicion that Benoit killed his wife and son came out, WWE scaled back their tribute to the former world champion on the WWE web site. The company is scheduled to hold its regular television tapings tonight. Benoit, an Edmonton, Canada native, trained in Calgary and made his pro debut in 1985. He plied his trade in Japan for years before become a fixture on the American wrestling circuit in the mid-1990s. He joined WWE in 1999 and won the company's world heavyweight championship at Madison Square Garden at WrestleMania XX in 2004. He was widely expected to win the Extreme Championship Wrestling world title at Sunday's pay per view event. Benoit became romantically involved with the then Nancy Sullivan, who worked as a pro wresting valet under the name "Woman," in the mid-1990's while she was married to another wrestler, Kevin Sullivan. The Pro Wrestling Torch newsletter said the marriage was known among wrestling circles to be volatile. Benoit had two children from another relationship that were not in the home during the deaths.

"MAC or PC": WHITE PEOPLE RAPPING ABOUT COMPUTERS

GETTIN' SEGGY WIT IT

I think we all instictively knew that X-treme Segway was totally primed to be the next wakeboarding, but I doubt anyone out there is ready for just how 'Seg-streme' these rippers can get. Bonus points to the video dudes for timing the jumps to when DLR says 'jump.'



(PS this doesn't change the fact I totally wanna ride one of these fucking things)

INSIDE THE L.O.A. ACTORS GUILD: CRISPIN GLOVER

Dude is seriously one of my alltime favorite actors. Here is classic scene of his from the movie 'Blue Velvet' (AKA Wild at Heart).

"I'M TRYIN' TO KICK IT TONIGHT, SO TELL ME BABY WHAT THAT THANG SMELL LIKE.."

If you ever used to watch BET 'after dark' back in the day, you may have stumbled across this stunning low budget masterpiece of a rap video by Black Jesus. The title of the song is literally "What that thang smell like?" (I'm not kidding... -Really) If anybody can find me the full length clip of this video, let me know so I can swap it out...-It's super important.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE FOR CREEPY FUTURE SERIAL KILLERS

Hey ladies; if you're looking to hump some hopeless fucking losers that are absolutely beyond repair; then I've got just the thing for you:

HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR: TAKAKO KITAHARA

I'm high powered put Chisato Morishita to sleep/
Yo pardon, that bitch been on my mind all week, but uhh/
Back to you Maybelline Queen let's make a team/
You can have anything in this world except CREAM/
So whatchu wanna do? Whatchu wanna do?/
Let's go ahead and walk these dogs and represent Snicker-Doo

DO YOU GET THE IMPRESSION THAT CHRIS MATTHEWS WANTS TO FUCK FRED THOMPSON?

Matthews' homosexuality knows no boundaries.

ARIZONA WOMAN'S FACE BRANDED WITH 'SNITCH'

PHOENIX - A woman had the word "snitch" burned into her face with a branding iron in apparent retaliation for helping police in a domestic violence case, authorities said. The brand singed into her flesh during a June 13 attack is 4 to 6 inches long and stretches across her left cheek from lip to earlobe, Mesa police Sgt. Chuck Trapani said Friday. "Obviously, they were trying to send a message to her, and they were obviously trying to humiliate her," Trapani said. Trapani declined to identify the 38-year-old woman. He said the woman had not returned calls relaying interview requests from the news media. The woman told police she was attacked by four people, including an acquaintance whose Mesa apartment she was visiting, Trapani said. That acquaintance, Preston L. Valdez, 21, told police the woman was smoking methamphetamine with him shortly before the attack. The woman said the three others who attacked her were hiding in the bedroom, Trapani said. She said they came out, knocked her unconscious, then cut and shaved large swaths of her hair and branded her, Trapani said. She was treated at a hospital and released. Two of those who attacked the woman — James H. Standridge, 34, and, Jackie L. Getz, 26 — were arrested in a domestic violence case in February 2006 after the woman answered officers' questions about them. The police investigation later led to the removal of a child from the home because drug paraphernalia was found there. Trapani said a picture of the woman shows that the word on her face had scabbed over and that "snitch" was clearly legible. He said police were searching for the branding iron. Standridge, Getz and Kibbol A. Avila, 33, were arrested on suspicion of kidnapping, aggravated assault and unlawful imprisonment. Valdez, was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault and unlawful imprisonment. The four were being held Friday in the Maricopa County jail. Bond for Standridge and Getz was set at $270,000 each. Bond for Avila was set at $90,000, and no bond was set for Valdez. The suspects are scheduled back in court next week. The Maricopa County Public Defender's Office would not confirm whether it was representing the suspects, and declined to comment on the case Friday. The Associated Press made a request through authorities to interview the four but had received no response as of Friday evening.

IN THE CASE OF SCARY SPICE'S NEWBORN BABY, EDDIE MURPHY; you ARE the father!!

LOS ANGELES (June 23) - A DNA test has confirmed actor-comedian Eddie Murphy is the father of the newborn daughter of Spice Girl singer Melanie Brown, People magazine reported on Friday, citing Brown's representative. Brown, 32, gave birth to Angel Iris Murphy Brown in April and listed Murphy as the father on the child's birth certificate, but the star of movies like "Beverly Hills Cop" and "Dreamgirls " has never publicly acknowledged paternity.

BEAR WEEK Y'ALL...-ACT LIKE YOU KNOW!

Father Kills 300-Pound Bear With Log
HELEN, Ga. (June 22) - A 300-pound black bear raided a family's campsite, and the father saved his sons from harm by throwing a log at the beast, killing it with a single blow. Chris Everhart and his three sons were camping in the Chattahoochee National Forest in northern Georgia when the encounter happened Saturday. The bear took the family's cooler and was heading back to the woods when the youngest son, 6-year-old Logan, hurled a shovel at it. The bear then dropped the cooler and started coming at the boy, said his father. Fearing what might happen next, Everhart, an ex-Marine , grabbed the closest thing he could find - a log from their stash of firewood. "(I) threw it at it and it happened to hit the bear in the head," Everhart said. "I thought it just knocked it out but it actually ended up killing the bear." Everhart was given a ticket for failing to secure his camp site, said Ken Riddleberger, a region supervisor for game management with the Georgia Department of Natural Resources. "We've not had an attack in Georgia," Riddleberger said. "The key thing to learn from this is if there's a bear around, do not have your garbage or food available. If we manage our food, we won't have bears around." The attack happened the same weekend that an 11-year-old boy was killed by a black bear while camping in a forest in Utah. Sam Ives was found mauled to death after he was pulled screaming from his tent in the Uinta National Forest, about 30 miles southeast of Salt Lake City. Authorities said it was the first recorded fatal attack by a black bear in that state. His family said there was no food in the tent to attract a bear.

LEAN WITH IT/ ROCK WITH IT -TELETUBBIES STYLE

(Good lookin out young 'ddiq)

CAREER MOVE OF THE DAY

So yeah... I've got plenty of friends that I formerly considered to be borderline unemployable; but compared to homeboy, they come out looking like Steve Jobs...-Emphasis on the word 'Jobs'.

DEFEETED

LOUISVILLE — Six Flags and Cedar Fair shut down eight more thrill rides around North America on Friday after a teenage girl's feet were sliced off during a ride in Kentucky. State inspectors were at the Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom to examine the Superman Tower of Power, where the accident happened Thursday. The ride lifts passengers 177 feet straight up, then drops them nearly the same distance at speeds reaching 54 mph. It was unclear at what point in the ride the 13-year-old was injured, said Wendy Goldberg, a Six Flags spokeswoman. The girl was taken to a hospital, where her condition was not immediately available Friday. Six Flags shut down similar rides at parks in St. Louis; Gurnee, Ill.; and near Washington as a safety precaution, Goldberg said. She said Six Flags Over Texas, near Dallas, also has a Superman Tower of Power, but it is not the same ride. There had been no reports of injuries on the ride before Thursday, she said. "Millions of people have safely ridden this ride in our parks," Goldberg said. Cedar Fair Entertainment Co. also shut down drop tower rides at five of its amusement parks for inspection, company spokeswoman Stacy Frole said. Frole described it as a precautionary measure. Intamin AG, a Swiss company, made all the rides but did not supply all the parts, said Sandor Kernacs, president of the company's American operations, Intamin Ltd. in Glen Burnie, Md. The five Cedar Fair rides that were shut down are at Kings Island near Cincinnati; Canada's Wonderland, in Toronto; Kings Dominion in Doswell, Va.; Carowinds, in Charlotte, N.C.; and Great America in Santa Clara, Calif.

9/11 COINCIDENCES VOL.9

this bear isn't attaching shit.

...but still. what better time to unleash this photo of a giant bear that some fool blasted. but really, imagine this fucking thing ripping some assholes jacket or wind-breaker off. GOOD times.

PANDA JACKET ATTACK

OK, I'll tell you right up front this is not the best video you'll ever see, but still there is something special about a panda bear ripping a Chinese dude's jacket off.

'BEARS ATTACKING SHIT' WEEK' RAGES ON!!

KIDS...-ha,ha,ha...What will they think of next!?

NEW BILLY OCEAN-THEMED SNICKERDOODLES SCREENSAVER!!!

That's right, -it's your boy Young Snick, hittin' you off with the latest screensaver, showcasing the glamourous lifestyle that only people down with the clique could even comprehend. We push the flyest whips, and kick it with only dime breezies... -Anything less would be uncivilized. -YA HEARD ME??
You know the drill...Click the image to enlarge, and drag it into your desktop screensavers folder... -or not. I don't care either way.

LOA BEAR ATTACK WEEK PRESENTS: WISHFULL BEAR ATTACK CANDIDATE: RUDI GIULIANI

Feeel me on this one people.

PATRIOTIC XENOPHOBIC JESUS T-SHIRT DuJOUR

WHOOMP /WOOT THERE IT IS!!! TAKE THAT T.H.L.A.T!! While you've been sleeping on your critically acclaimed 'America' series, some other artisans have picked up the slack, in your absence, and blessed us with this hard-hitting piece of fine art, to get our patriotic juices flowing once again. This also serves as a wake-up call to all the other nations of the world, that we're not playin' when we say that Jesus has got America's fucking back. So step off Palestine, Israel, Papua New Guinea, and all y'all other hatin'-ass nations; -We're comin' for dat azz!!!

OH, YOU THOUGHT 'BEARS ATTACKING SHIT' WEEK WAS OVER?...-YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE!!

This man was attacked by a polar bear and lived to tell the tale. Unfortunately, he shot and killed the bear in the midst of being mauled in his tent. I'm not saying I wish that homeboy died instead of the bear; but you gotta figure, if you're even in a situation where it's a possiblility to get mauled by a polar bear, chances are, you're doing some stupid shit you're not supposed to be doing. There's no reason why motherfuckers should be in antarctica in the first place... Anyway, peep the flicks: (click on images to enlarge)

WHERE MY GOD WARRIORS AT!!?

SHITTY PENCIL DRAWING Du JOUR: W.W.J.D?

Honestly, I cannot think of any piece of art that inspires me to believe in God, let alone join his 'army', any LESS than this particular Drawing. If there was a such thing as divine inspiration, it's definitely not revealing itself in this artist's piece of shit rendering of 'the Jeez'... I mean, look at the half-assed, lackadaisical way homie drew the beard. That shit looks like a motherfucking rat's nest. And what about the hand; -At best, that looks like a mashed-up package of cocktail wieners pointing at you...Uhhh; I'm just so incredibly underwhelmed by this. Plus why's Jesus gotta be white all the time huh? I mean at least Keep it real and make him a brotha, or an arab-looking dude... C'mon man, are you serious? I'm about to pull a George W. Bush and turn up A.W.O.L. from your lame Jesus army...

THE REALEST OF THE REAL

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'BEARS ATTACKING SHIT' WEEK ON LOA STARTS NOW!!

'BEARS ATTACKING SHIT' WEEK CONTINUES!!

'BEARS ATTACKING SHIT' WEEK: -"WHOOP THAT TRICK, -GET 'EM!"

THE BEST STORY I'VE HEARD IN QUITE SOME TIME....

Fatlip from the Pharcyde, breaks down the story behind the song 'aww shit'... -Insane.

TRUTH

i think this is simultaniously the best and worst thing i have ever seen... wait, simotaniously the best and BEST thing i have ever seen, yeah, best and best. you can quote me on that.

HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR: CHISATO MORISHITA

I dunno... what do ya think fellas; -my feeling right about now, is that Chisato is looking like a prime candidate to make my adorable lil singing asian baby I talked about a few posts ago. She looks like she comes from good stock, and has the kind of hips that were designed for birthin' babies...-Sweet lil' Snickerdoodles' babies that is.. -Hollalujah Holla-back Shawtee!!!

ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10, OUTKAST IS ABOUT A 35

Hands down, the best rap duo ever. Look at how creepy that cat is sitting on that pimp's lap. Also, who's that white dude that's one of the groomsmen? I thought it was Steve Nash for a sec, but then I realized it wasnt

aww skeet skeet skeet...

The finding that women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women who have sex with condoms and women who are not sexually active, leads one researcher to conclude that semen contains powerful—and potentially addictive—mood-altering chemicals.

Study author Gordon G. Gallup, Ph.D., a psychologist at the State University of New York in Albany, also found that women who routinely had intercourse without condoms became increasingly depressed as more time elapsed since their last sexual encounter. There was no such correlation for women whose partners regularly used condoms.

Gallup's survey of 293 college women also found that those who did not use condoms were most likely to initiate sex and to seek out new partners as soon as a relationship ended. "These women are more vulnerable to the rebound effect, which suggests that there is a chemical dependency," says Gallup.

Semen contains hormones including testosterone, estrogen, prolactin, luteinizing hormone and prostaglandins, and some of these are absorbed through the walls of the vagina and are known to elevate mood.

Gallup controlled for variables including method of contraception, frequency of sexual intercourse, as well as the women's perception of their relationship. He concedes that women who regularly have sex without condoms might share personality traits that make them less susceptible to depression. But the behavior most often associated with non-condom users is sexual risk-taking, and studies have found no correlation between high-risk sexual behavior and lower rates of depression.

Gallup's study, which he deems "the first serious attempt to investigate the effect of semen chemistry on women," titillated the public and rankled some academics upon publication in Archives of Sexual Behavior. Gallup says he has since replicated the findings with a sample of 700 women and will examine whether "semen withdrawal" places women at an increased risk for depression when they are premenstrual, menopausal or have just given birth, as many women abstain from sex during these periods.

SOMEBODY MAKE ME AN ASIAN BABY IMMEDIATELY!

Cuteness/Adorableness OVERLOAD!!

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GET PAID YALL.

Time to get paid out the frame in the art game!!
Fuck doing this shit yourself. Get at a cat to
get ill on some abstract expressionism type ish.

All you gotta do is hook your lil hoime up with some cat nip
n watch that mahfucka get all Jean Michel Basquiat on that ass.

STAY PAID INDUSTRIES™

BO!

IRON-CLAD PROOF THAT NICK NOLTE AND GARY BUSEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE... -ALSO KRIS KRISTOPHERSON IS APPARENTLY A PERSON

The Natural

Amazing raw talent on this kid, kinda reminds me of a young Daewon.

WOW...

This is one of those classic examples of pushing something wayyyy too far; but somehow it coming out completely perfect in the end.

BONER SQUAD

We got laughs from coast to coast to make you smile, A real life look at each of you to capture your style. You're the red, white and blue, the funny things you do, America America this is you.

Stories from your friends next door they never told, you might be a star tonight so let the camera role, you're the red, white and blue, all the funny things you do, America America, this is you

FRUIT BOOTING AND COMING OUT TO YOUR PARENTS

ALTERNATIVE METHOD FOR BREAST SELF-EXAM

Before you begin your breast exam, it is recommended that you drink approximately 5 or so Foster's tall-cans of beer. When you are finished drinking then, line up the empty cans along a counter or tabletop roughly 24-36 inches apart. Next, cup your hands around both the top and underside of one of your breasts, and gently slam it down as hard as possible atop each of the empty Fosters cans in a downward 'crushing' motion. Repeat exam every 24 hours for the next 7 months, or as recommended by physician.

WHAT IS THE SCREENING PROCESS FOR BREAST CANCER?

Screening for breast cancer before there are symptoms can be important. Screening can help doctors find and treat cancer early. Treatment is more likely to work well when cancer is found early. Your doctor may suggest the following screening tests for breast cancer:
Screening mammogram
Clinical breast exam
Breast self-exam
You should ask your doctor about when to start and how often to check for breast cancer.

L.O.A BREAST CANCER AWARENESS WEEK RAGES ON!

It's important that women get breast examinations. Lords of Apathy urges women to talk to their doctors and find out more information on breast cancer..

JUNE 13th MARKS BREAST CANCER AWARENESS WEEK ON L.O.A.

This has been a public service announcement sponsored in part by the Lords of Apathy Breast Cancer Awareness Committee.-(I'm totally serious)

This must be just like living in paradise.

directions...

just got word that this may be the funniest thing on the internet.

so?! did you make it from start to finish?! well i did, and im PRETTY sure this was funny... yeah, funny. i mean, i laughed, my friends laughed.

TEENAGE FUCKING HARDCORE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

(Good lookin' out Mulletsouljah)

ANGELINA JOLIE : NOT THAT HOT ANYMORE

That's it; -you heard it here first... I've sensed, what I think we've all been thinking about at the back of our minds for some time now, -but I'm the first one to come out publicly, and say what needs to be said. Now before you write me off as being on some bullshit, lemme just say this: -She's hot Okay?? -I'm not saying she's ugly or average -she's hot...-Pretty much any regular dude would chop his cock in half, just in hopes that she might want to wear the blood that spurts out of it in a little bottle around her neck for a while; -let alone bone her with your remaining bloody stump of a dick... -But what I'm getting at is, for a celebrity A-list hot bitch, she really aint all that... Compared to other hot Hollywood bitches that were 'that bitch' before her, her time at the top seems rather short and insignificant. In my humble opinion, Angelina Jolie will never go down in histoy as one of the legit 'Boner Jamz' mix tape classic bitches. Salma Hayek-Yes, . Raquel Welch -HELL yes!, Angelina Jolie -oh HAAIIL NAW!!...Sorry; your ghetto pass has officially been Revoked...

NEW SLANG ALERT; RECOGNIZE YALL! -WHOOMP-WHOO!!

It's really quite simple; we've been talking about "partying like it's 1999" for a long-ass time now. But when you're a L.O.A. O.G., you know that you can't just party like it's 1999 all the damn time... Sometimes you gotta bring it down a few notches. -You know, maybe party like its 1993 or 1994 during the weekdays. Come Friday though, -push that shit to the limit dunny; -1999 all the way. Maybe Saturday you might wanna fall back and drop a '97 on muthafuckas, and just cool out with some fly asian breezies, whatever... Sunday homie, -that's your call. I'm not tryin' to figure out your life or no shit like that I'm just lettin' you know what time it is with partying... -Ya Hearrrd??

WHO ELSE THINKS THAT DIAMOND SKULL IS JUST REALLY LAME?

OK bro, so you essentially 'bedazzled' a fake skull. Or had a team of assistants bedazzle a fake skull for you and then send out a bunch of press releases about it or something. I dunno, it's been on like every website I've seen over the last couple days. Anyway, KABOOM, dude - yeah, that was totally the sound of my mind being blown.

JUST SIT BACK AND LET THE EVIL WASH OVER YOU

ILLITERATE SPORTSCASTER SUCKING BIGTIME AT HIS JOB.

He's so incredibly lousy at reading the teleprompter, -It's fucking glorious!! I love it! -You can't help but feel absolutely uncomfortable watching this.

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF SICK, SICK FUCKS...

Walk it out yall...
Shouts out to Myspace Jay- One sick bastard...

KILL EVERYBODY: US policy in Iraq

Fucking heavy...You need to watch this:

AND YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T GONNA HIT YOU OFF WITH MORE GAY CHOREOGRAPHED FURNITURE HUMPING?? -OH HAAIIL NAWWW!!

That's right mu'fuckaz, -cue up your 'Boner Jamzz '07' mixtapes to where we left off last time! Word-the-fuck-up, our boys Relentless, X2C, PipeLaya, Pre$$ure and Satisfaktion are back and ready to fuck in perfect synchronicity, whatever you put in front of them (-so long as it's not an actual girl). -I'm talking ottomans, sofas, rugs...-You think they give a fuck?? Oh HAAAIIL NAAAWWW!! -Enjoy your boners fellas!
Peep the first mindnumbing installment from the fellas

O'REILLY AND McCAIN DISCUSS THE VIRTUE OF THE WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE POWER STRUCTURE...INTERESTING...

Note the use of the word 'complexion' at the very beginning of this clip. It's real wierd when these dudes take the 98% transparent veil off how much overt racism is directly tied into their politics.

Talking paper made by scientists

Digital paper that can speak to you has been created by scientists.


Researchers from Mid Sweden University have constructed an interactive paper that emits recorded sound in response to a user's touch.

what the fuck happened to ping-pong (ball) week?

PART 2

STRIPPER MOONLIGHTING AS A REPORTER FOR FOX NEWS

PEOPLE PLEASE... -GET A MOTHERFUCKING GRIP ALREADY

THE EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN WAR ON SCIENCE

Seriously; believe in god or whatever... but lets not make our children stupider than they need to be. There are things called 'facts' - you might have heard of them...-Let's not exclude things that are undeniable scinetific fact, just because they weren't written down in the random religious book you decided to believe in. Shit like this is the reason we have a mental defective in the white house.

take the weddin' band off the nuts.

listen close, you might learn a thing or 20...

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: YOKO MATSUGANE

Even after all these years / I miss you when your not here / I wish you were here my dear Yoko,
Even if it's just a day / I miss you when your away / I wish you were here today dear Yoko,
Even if it's just one night / I miss you and it don't feel right / I wish you were here tonight dear Yoko,
Even if it's just an hour / I wilt just like a fading flower / Ain't nothing in the world like our love dear Yoko,
(-R.I.P. John Lennon)

PARIS HILTON PUBLICLY HUMILIATED... -AND SHE'S NOT EVEN DOING IT TO HERSELF!!

Brilliant!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT DENNIS KUCINICH, -BUT HE'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' P-I-M-P

The more I find out about about this dude, the more I'm backing his whole program. He keeps it real with his politics, and he's got a young-ass, hot-ass* wife who's about 3 feet taller than him. If it were a sane world, and being a goofy-looking short motherfucker didn't automatically disqualify you from Presidential consideration, I'd say Denny K should easily be one of the top 3 candidates.

*(by "hot" I meant in a non-asian, tall, pale, freckley red-head kind of way I.E. -not my cup-o-tea, -but as far as Kucinich is concerned -You GO BOY!!!!)

Ping Pong? i mean, in this one way...

IT'S OFFICIAL; PING PONG WEEK STARTS NOW ON L.O.A.!!!

Some of the most gully-est ping pong ever. -Word life kid!...

BALLIN'!!!

These muthafuckas are ping-ponging like it's 1999- rockin' it 'til the proverbial wheels fall off. -YAHEARD!!??

PING PONGIN' LIKE A MOTHERFUCKA; CLOWNIN' AND SHIT

Best believe L.O.A. is bringin you the hottest ping-pong action straight to your chestplate. Recognize son! -You are about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

MARILYN MANSON ON O'REILLY FACTOR

Marilyn Manson is the shit... Even O'Reilly, as hard as he tries, cannot manage bully him as he does most of his non neo-con guests...