"KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!!"

Nicolas Cage is re-inventing how-to-act:

BALLIN! - DEMIAS JIMERSON

This kid is a beast on the gridiron. Talk about player-hating...

WARREN WATSON UPDATE!

CONGRATULATIONS to our boy Warren Watson on landing his gig to be the new face of Gear Wrench©! Hats off to you brother, may your career continue to THRIVE! 

FREE RADIOHEAD CONCERT HERE!

Radiohead - Karma police by vodka33

RUGBY IS THE BEST SPORT EVER

This is magnificent!

REAL TALKER: ADAM CAROLLA

AMERICAN JUGGALOS

I suggest you clear out some harddrive space in your mind, because knowledge is about to be dropped:

American Juggalo from Sean Dunne on Vimeo.

(Shamelessly stolen from Revok's blog)

LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY:

Brilliant!

TRICKERATION

Credit where credit is due; the Bears pulled off one of the coolest trick plays I think I've ever seen in an NFL game (allbeit against my defending world champion Packers). Speaking of 'champions' I am myself a champion of fairplay and accurate officiating.  I didn't see any holding penalty on that play and think that the Bears should have been awarded the touchdown. It was an unfortunate call for the bears and cast unnecessary doubt on the fact that they would have eventually lost the game anyways.  My sincere apologies go out to Detroit Murder Dog and the rest of Bears nation.

-Snickerdoodles McPoppycock  Esq., Regional Manager Applebee's Corporation 

GREAT MOMENTS IN LOA SCREENSAVER HISTORY

Please feel free to indulge yourself in this re-issue of a popular LOA desktop screensaver from days gone by. This high quality, digitally enhanced screensaver image is perfect for spicing up even the most dreary of desktops. To choose from our wide selection of other stunningly beautiful screensavers, simply click the link here.  Click the image below and drag the enlarged version into your desktop/screensavers folder on your computer.
ENJOY!

-Snickerdoodles McPoppycock  Esq., Regional Manager Applebee's Corporation 

Ja Rule Is Pitiful

Ja Rule was a clown even when he was at the height of his record selling powers. Now that he's washed up and tap dancing for spare change, he has completely parted ways with his dignity. Case in point is the cover art for his new single.

Holy shit this is amateur hour. This is only excusable if it was the result of a junior high art contest. The font, the photography, the painting... all of it is a total disgrace. Is that supposed to be graffiti in the background? I imagine that Ja Rule now lives under a bridge, so perhaps this was shot in his living room.

Life has got to be rough for Rule at this point. Here's a photo of him dancing with Oompa Loompas at a bat mitzvah.

Just let that sink in for a second. The guy who liked to yell "it's murdaaaa" is dancing with Oompa Loompas at Amber's bat mitzvah. So gangsta. Mazel tov, Ja. You are officially a joke.

LOA CAREER MOVE OF THE DAY

Dear Daniel,

Thank you for applying! We appreciate your interest in joining the team here at Applebees.  I had a chance to go over your application and unfortunately, we don't think that you'd be a good fit for re-stocking the salad bar. Just so everyone's clear; I'm not discriminating on you for having a great white shark-face face tattoo. When you came in for the first interview with just the upside-down crucifix next to your eye -I thought "That's kinda quirky, but no problem -I can appreciate you thinking outside of the box".  Before you came in for the 2nd interview, I had a chance to go over your previous work history, everything seemed to check out. Up until that point, I hadn't noticed your  tie-dyed winged skull throat-piece on account of that turtleneck sweater you were wearing at the time, but ok... -I don't love it... but different strokes for different folks. -You're expressing yourself and I've got no problem with that... 

But I gotta tell you, the recent addition of the great white shark lunging out of your face is a bit too much.  I mean, I could live with the shark by itself, but in concert with the upside-down crucifix AND the winged skull thing... It's not really expressing to me that you are a stickler for good composition nor attention to detail. -And I gotta be honest here; I have no idea what you could be capable of... I dont know if you're gonna squat over the salad bar and take a massive shit on the iceberg lettuce, or if you're gonna slice Pam from H.R.'s tits off with a rusty boxcutter. 

Anyways, I wish you all the best in your future endeavors and thank you for your time and consideration.

Best wishes,

-Snickerdoodles McPoppycock, Regional Manager, Applebee's Corporation

Power Summit

While California cracks down on graffiti, street art in Chicago is going strong.

RIP TROY DAVIS

Troy Davis was executed today for a murder he did not commit.  Meanwhile Dick Cheney is a free man living the highest standard of life off of the profits of thousands of murders. This is the country we live in.

SNICKERDOODLES' YOGA CORNER

Who knew that the movie 'Gigli' was this awesome??

GAME. SET. MATCH

There’s “getting up” and then there’s GETTING UP. MSK/AWR has taken to the skies above Los Angeles City Hall this afternoon in a not so subtle “how you like them apples” at District Attorney, Carmen Trutanich. Various skywriting-equipped planes zoomed around the building, taunting it as if King Kong, expertly placing each member of the crews names in a familiar Hollywood sign white.  With the Heal the Bay controversy still fresh, and Trutanich’s zero tolerance policy on art, October is shaping up to be an artistic pennant race. The mastermind behind the statement, SABER, is no stranger to going big.  His 1997 piece on the banks of the LA River is the largest graffiti piece to date.

Photography: Willie T

HORRIBLE RAP TUESDAY: THE X-FACTOR

I think this guy DOES have the 'X-Factor'. That is if the 'X-Factor' is the ability to be completely delusional, and having true mastery of not being able to rhyme words in a musically pleasing fashion. The kid's got something special.

GANGSTER

Breaking Bad is currently the best show on television.

SPONGEBOB REGULATES ON BITCHES

Who knew Spongebob had such a vicious knuckle game?

(Good looking out ShadyLurker)

CHRISTIAN COCK-BLOCKING PLAYER HATERS

Apparently this 'born-again' killjoy didn't get the memo that the entire point of attending college is having drunken irresponsible sex with random sluts. Save your breath honey, these people could not give 2 wet farts about what you're hollering about.

THE SHAWSHARK REDEMPTION

Whoever created this is a fucking genius.  It's astounding that someone was both able to conceive of something so monumentally stupid, AND do such a beautiful job of photoshopping it together.

"NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT SOMEONE WOULD USE A HIJACKED AIRPLANE AS A MISSLE" (except for the writers of a prime-time television show)

For any of you that are still in denial and have accepted the offical story that 9-11 was a random act of terror committed by 19 muslim extremists at the behest of Osama Bin Laden; check this out: (NOTE:  This program was originally aired on MARCH 4, 2001 -More than 5 months before the actual events of 9/11.)

Watch the full un-cut episode, click here.

THE 10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF 9/11

Learn more about how a criminal faction within the US government killed over 3000 of our  own citizens, in order to create a pretext to war in the middle east.

PLAYER HATERS

The Art Police are out of control in Los Angeles these days. On a legal level, I fail to see the difference between this, and some of the more obnoxious Christmas santa/Jesus laser-light shows that nobody seems to care about. Hey, here's an idea: how about they charge every dipshit conservative who files a complaint, a $5,000 fine for wasting everyone's collective time.  How about, if you don't like it , go look at something else like A Starbucks, or a Wal Mart or a Bank of America Billboard or one of the many other truely ugly things we all have to put up with looking at every day.

You Had Me At T-Shirt

Jumping on the Internet to anonymously dis people is my third favorite thing to do (watching basketball and playing Xbox are first and second). When your life is as pointless as mine, you tend to find joy in the little things. Anyway, my wife bet me that I couldn't go a week without making negative comments on the Internet, so I'm going to keep it going here with some shit I actually like. I can't understand a word the British dude says but then again I can barely understand English.

THE DEBATE IS OVER.

I guess we can put the whole lone gunman, Lee Harvey Oswald single bullet theory thing to rest.  This is what our (secret) government does to people who get in the way of their agenda.

I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY TED THOMPSON...

People might think that just because I'm the editor in chief of the world's most popular news and entertainment blog, I would be above admitting when I'm wrong.  You may remember back in August of 2008, I made some inflammatory comments about Packers General Manager Ted Thompson's decision to ship Favre to the Jets, in favor of handing the team over to a then unproven Aaron Rodgers. Well, we all know how that turned out... -Currently Rodgers is the Superbowl MVP and considered by many to be the best QB in the league. Meanwhile, your boy Favre is curled up in the fetal position wondering how he went from being the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ to a pariah in less than 3 seasons. I just wanted to man up and admit that I was wrong.  I should have never doubted your great football mind. Once again, you have shown an proven you know what the-fuck you're doing (I.E. Randall Cobb).  Godspeed Ted Thompson!

REAL TALKER: BENNETT PRESSER

This is easily the realest shit I've ever heard. Where was this guy when they were casting for the Dukes of Hazzard movie a few years back?

THE PACK IS BACK!!

FUCK YESSS!  It's officially the most wonderful time of the year -Football season!

REAL TALKER OF THE DECADE: JAQUE FRESCO/ THE VENUS PROJECT

This is one of the most interesting things I've stumbled upon -probably ever. It's a pretty long video but well worth your time. In a nutshell, the basis of the Venus Project, lays out a new plan for humanity that aims to do away with politics, poverty and war. Obviously these are pretty ambitious goals, but then again the alternative is sticking with the globalist corporatocracy that we're suffering through currently.

The Venus Project London Lecture - October 2009 - Part 1 of 2 from The Zeitgeist Movement on Vimeo.


The Venus Project London Lecture - October 2009 - Part 2 of 2 from The Zeitgeist Movement on Vimeo.

REAL TALKER: CARL SAGAN

People like Carl Sagan make me feel like I've wasted my entire life on trivial things (with the exception of this blog.) It also makes me acutely aware of how much the majority of people on this planet have wasted their lives on trivial worthless pursuits as well. It is at the same time, both depressing, and a reminder that we have unlimited potential to do something meaningful with the rest of our brief time on this planet.

And You Say Chi-City

I violated my personal "no rap shows" policy this weekend to see this kid Astonish. He performed like he was on stage at a sold out United Center even though the room only held 100 people. He just dropped this video, which has a perfect end of summer vibe. Salute!

NINE TYPES OF LIGHT: TV ON THE RADIO

I think these dudes are one of a very small handful of contemporary bands that are actually worth giving a shit about. They make wierd-ass music and usually have super-interesting visuals to go along with it. I'm not sure what 'art rock' is, but I think is probably it. Don't sleep!!

TROUBLE ON MY MIND: PUSHA T & TYLER THE CREATOR