I've really been feeling this broad lately... I've never been 100% about her music, but I think she does some pretty original, interesting stuff. I've never gotten with an Indian girl before (red-dot or feather) but they've always been high up on the exotic, boner jamz 'to-do' list. I've also got a secret thing for some middle-eastern hijab-wearing hotties ala that girl in the DiCaprio movie 'Body of Lies'. -More like 'Baby-Body'-(of lies)...-OOOWW!! Kinda reminds me of the girl on the cover of Time magazine with her Nose chopped off. She looked like she would have been dope (pre nose-ectomy). Real talk.
August 23, 2010
INDIAN POLE GYMNASTICS
One part breakdancing, one part gymnastics, one part gay Indian strip club.
(Good looking out Casey!)
(Good looking out Casey!)
August 22, 2010
August 21, 2010
Terrible Tattoo Time
I caught this one in the wild. It's an F-bomb! So hilarious. I wish I took video of the reactions that girls had to this awesome ink. I think "what a dummy" is the nicest comment I overheard.
August 20, 2010
LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY: PIZZA TOPPED WITH MINI PIZZAS
WARNING! -Do not look at this pizza if you have recently eaten pot brownies! The concept alone is enough to drive you insane; -let alone give you an insatiable case of the munchies. Just imagine, being high as fuck, watching hallucinations of a pizza topped with smaller pizzas, -that are topped with other pizzas, -fractal-ing off into infinity... That's wayyy too heavy to even comprehend bro...
August 19, 2010
REMIXXXX!!! ANTOINE DODSON: THE BED INTRUDER
Better than everything I've heard on the radio in the last 18 months.
FLEETING REAL TALK FROM OBAMA ON THE GROUND ZERO MOSQUE
As a follow-up to Murder Dog's post on the whole 'Ground Zero Mosque' debate, I just wanted to give a small amount of props to Obama for actually saying some real shit, -especially considering he knew that Fox News would have a circle-jerk bukkake session all over this speech. Nevertheless; well played... -That is, at least until you had to go and pussy-out by throwing in that weak-ass clarification about the 'wisdom' in building the mosque there (see video). But then again, it IS Obama after all...-Naturally it would only be a matter of time before he started backtracking and angling his way back towards "the center" politically. This is my biggest problem with Obama. The fact that he has rarely, if ever, shown any measure of backbone, since he's been in office, on any significant issue, without trying to placate insane Republican criticisms. Anything short of complete tax exemptions and on-demand blowjobs, for all rich people and big business; the right will inevitably label him a commie or a Marxist or secret Muslim, or whatever the slur du jour is for that particular occasion. -Fuck those people. Contrary to what Rahm Emanuel is telling you, sometimes (most of the time) doing the right thing is not what the majority of registered voters think. You're the motherfucking President of the Unites States. You of all people should know how shitty our schools are, and subsequently how completely stupid the majority of people are. Whether its the popular 'centrist' sentiment or not, people's right to build a mosque on property they own is not debatable. The main point that's been completely absent from this entire 'debate' is: this isn't about how close to Ground Zero they should, or shouldn't build the Mosque; -or what Fox and Sarah Palin think about it. -The Krux of the whole issue is that all Muslim people should not be smeared by the actions of a handful of crazy fundamentalist Saudis with connections to the Bush oil cartel.
My guy Cenk from The Young Turks says it best here:
August 18, 2010
My New Ringtone
The homie E Double sent me this track and pretty much changed my life. Sorry Katy Perry, but "California Gurlz" just got replaced by my new summer anthem. I played this joint at a bbq this weekend and the place went buck wild. I had girls calling for rewinds, guys doing fist pumps-- it was bananas. Even the guys eating the halal rib tips were like "fuck that mosque!" Roberto Duran heard about the party and sent me an email saying "no mosque." Listen as my man Trade Martin goes ham on the ad libbed outro. Where was this on July 4?!
August 13, 2010
HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: JENNIFER KUROSAWA
REGISTER FOR BONER FIRE INSURANCE NOW!! Don't say I didnt warn you. Your dicks are about to turn into a towering inferno:
Jennifer Kurosawa
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Jennifer Kurosawa
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August 11, 2010
REAL TALKER Du JOUR: ALAN GRAYSON
Guess Who? I might stop calling this column 'Real Talker Du Jour' and just call it 'Alan Grayson and Friends' (I see you Anthony Wiener (-no homo)). Watch as our boy shits ALL OVER Whitehouse spokesperson Robert (Bozo) Gibbs. -And deservedly so, -that guy fucking sucks. Although I think to some degree, he's missing the mark pinning this entirely on Gibbs, after all, he's only the spokesperson for the corporatist AKA 'centrist' Obama adminisration... Hope?... Change? -Get the fuck outta here with that shit. Same shit, different mascot. Business as usual.
August 10, 2010
REAL TALKER Du JOUR
I love situations like this, where Sarah Palin's tiny mind is caught in between trying to seem pro-constitution/ first amendment and trying to save face politically as the cameras roll. -Especially when that means someone putting up a 30-foot banner reading 'WORST GOVERNOR EVER' in the background while filming her stupid-ass TV show 'Sarah Palin's Alaska' for the TLC channel. Adding insult to injury, she stepped to the creator of the banner and just got intellectually manhandled...-Beautiful. This whole situation reminded me of the time DJ Lady Tribe showed up at a wall posing with spraypaint cans, trying to look cute in 5-inch stripper heels, so that her photographer could shoot pics for her website. About 2 minutes into the 'shoot' she completely stepped right into a massive pile of dogshit. like a mini-dogshit mountain.. That dog must have been constipated for a month before unleashing that one. The takeaway: It's virtually impossible to look cute while scraping dog shit off of your shoes.
(Read the full story at the Huffington Post)
August 9, 2010
EXTREME LESBIAN RAVE GRAFFITI
Makin' moves with Puff crew. -Yo!, Pass the astro fatcap, and the strap-on (and the ecstasy). I wish all lesbians painted trains...-Sigh...
August 8, 2010
LOA DICTIONARY UPDATE
From the blog that brought you the terms: 'Swaggerballers', 'Babybody' and 'Mancandy' comes our latest addition to the lexicon:
© Snickerdoodles McPoppycock/ Lords of Apathy 2010
PUSSY IS NOT A MATTER OF FACT.
Your boy John Maus rocking the M.I.C. Indeed, pussy is NOT a matter of fact. -Real talk...
August 7, 2010
LETTING KNOWLEDGE BE BORN... 50-TYSON IS BACK!
If rapping was an event in the Special Olympics, your boy 50-Tyson would be the odds-on favorite to take home the bronze medal. I think part of his charm is that, it's as if this dude is completely oblivious to the fact that he is absolutely terrible at rapping. I'd say the key to him improving would be to first learn how to construct a cohesive sentence. Something where what you're saying at the beginning of the sentence remotely ties into what you're saying at the conclusion of that sentence. Also maybe look into having an overall point to what you're talking about. -That definitely wouldn't hurt either. -Oh yeah, and try to make some of the words in those sentences rhyme with one another. From what I hear, that's kinda key to "rapping". Food for thought...
August 6, 2010
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BOOK BY IT'S COVER: KID LOVER
I'm introducing a new feature on LOA called 'Book by it's cover'. It's pretty self-explanatory; basically you have to look at the person pictured and guess what they're about. Solely based on their appearance, what kind of shit are they into?: -music, political views, strange habits, sexual practices etc. Be creative and thorough. The more specific and far-reaching the info you give, the better. This week's subject is disgraced LOA blogger Kid Lover. Let's get some guesses going in the comments section and maybe if we're lucky K.L. will grace us with one of his Haley's Comet-like appearances on the blog to set the record 'straight' (no homo).
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Hint: Do a quick search for 'Kid Lover' in the white box in the upper left-hand corner of the blog to see a few of the Kid's pathetic half-assed attempts at blogging over the last year or so... This will give some insight into his creepy-ass personaltiy.
HORRIBLE RAP FRIDAY: "OH... AND IT'S SHAVED" -(Brian Pumper)
There are many things that need to be said here, so lets take them one at a time shall we? First off, the dude rapping/ rap-sangin' in this video's name is Brian Pumper. -BRIAN PUMPER!!! -That is a fucking hillarious name! Which leads up to my next point. Brian Pumper, is not just a terrible rapper, hes also a porn star, and the name of this smash-hit single is "Oh, and it's shaved". -Kinda catchy right? -And yes, he's referring to the vagina of the girl in the video. The owner of said vagina just happens to be future porn star Montana Fishburne, who just happens to be the real-life daughter of dope actor Laurence Fishburne. Seriously; Brian Pumper, -one thing at a time dude! -How am I supposed to focus on your shitty-ass rapping while at the same time trying to wrap my mind around Larry Fishburn's 19 year-old daugher becoming a porn star -(a pretty hot one at that) ? She could use a lil' Proactiv® Formula on those cheeks (yes THOSE cheeks), but I'm not mad at her at all... But It definitely sucks to be your dad right now :(
HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: MAI NISHIDA
Gimme a friggin break already... Enough is enough. You win... Game Over.
(click image to perv with a higher intensity.)
August 5, 2010
JOHN MAUS INTERVIEW
Think Russell Crowe in 'Beautiful Mind' meets Dustin Hoffman in 'Rainman' Meets Ian Curtis from 'Joy Division' meets Crispin Glover as Marty McFly in 'Back to the Future'.
August 4, 2010
August 2, 2010
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